I LOVE CHILDREN
Especially when they talk or in this case, write their opinions!
This should start your day with a smile.
Can you imagine the teacher's eyes as she reads these entries!!!
Children write about the sea:
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are on a island.
If you don't have sea all round you, then you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth. Just like Emily
Richardson and she's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating a bunch of beans.
(William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I really like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick. My Dad keeps shouting at my Mom all the time, and my big sister has just got pregnant without even finishing the 9th grade. So I can't think of what to write about the sea.
(Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I'm sure they have to plug themselves into chargers overnight.
(Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea it is very, very cold all the time and it always makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be very safe when they go under the water. One diver can't go down alone, so two divers have to go down on each other every time, it's always allot better for them that way.
(Becky age 7)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass.
(Jule age 7)
Start each day with a smile....
Angel Feathers Tickle Me
This should start your day with a smile.
Can you imagine the teacher's eyes as she reads these entries!!!
Children write about the sea:
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are on a island.
If you don't have sea all round you, then you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth. Just like Emily
Richardson and she's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating a bunch of beans.
(William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I really like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick. My Dad keeps shouting at my Mom all the time, and my big sister has just got pregnant without even finishing the 9th grade. So I can't think of what to write about the sea.
(Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I'm sure they have to plug themselves into chargers overnight.
(Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea it is very, very cold all the time and it always makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be very safe when they go under the water. One diver can't go down alone, so two divers have to go down on each other every time, it's always allot better for them that way.
(Becky age 7)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass.
(Jule age 7)
Start each day with a smile....
Angel Feathers Tickle Me
1 comment:
I wonder what mine would say
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